Psst… that spaceship up there? That's my ride.
I'm gooey, but I'm not clingy. Promise.
A shooting star! Make a wish… maybe something in your cart?
100% jelly, 0% calories.
If I melt a little, that's normal. I'm emotional.
Why do astronauts never argue? They need space.
I tried to go on a diet. But I'm already a drop.
My star sign? Jelly with a comet rising.
Aliens are real. Proof: I'm out here shopping.
I'm not late, I travel at light speed… backwards.
Is the Moon okay? It's just going through a phase.
My GPS says "make a U-turn". In space, that's tricky.
I'm a pet slime: no kibble needed, just cuddles.
Saturn has rings. I have a cart. To each their own.
Shooting stars are just stars running late for the bus.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? It already has millions of degrees.
I don't sweat, I glow. Big difference.
A black hole ate my sock. Again.
My hidden talent: I fit in any drawer.
I tried yoga. Puddle pose is my favorite.
Mars asked me out. I said no, too red for me.
My spaceship broke down. Luckily I've got signal here.
I don't make noise when I walk. I go "plop".
An astronaut's worst habit? Head in the stars… at work.
I multitask: I float, I glow, and I judge your wallpaper.
Gravity? Not for me, I can't take anything seriously.
I counted the stars. I stopped at "a lot".
My dream: a weekend on Venus. But I hear it's pretty hot.
They told me to get out of my bubble. But that's where I talk!
I set my alarm to Pluto time. Still sleeping.
Why is a slime bad at poker? You can see right through it.
My hobby: waving at satellites.
I once slipped on a banana. Now the banana is scared of me.
I had a space joke, but it lacked atmosphere.
How do aliens throw a party? They planet.
I'm not floppy, I'm flexible.
Shake me and I make waves. Please don't.
The Milky Way is my shortcut to the office.
Why does the Earth keep spinning? It's looking for its keys.
My hairstyle? None. Saves time.
I tried a big jump. I bounced all the way to the Moon.
Your screen was clean? Sorry, I just stuck to it.
I drive the UFOs. Hence the zigzags.
Why are astronauts so chill? Their feet are… nowhere.
I collect stardust. My mom calls it dusting.
My favorite dish: cosmic spaghetti. Sticky, like me.
My name is Lime, but I'm not a fruit or a nail file.
I'm not glitching, I'm updating.
Why is the Moon never hungry in the morning? It already has its croissant.
I tried surfing. I ended up as a splash.
My superpower: vanishing whenever chores come up.
My friends are stars. They shine, but never text back.
Come back next week, I'll have new jokes. Hopefully.
Why are comets so stylish? Great ponytails.
I fell into the Milky Way. Now I'm semi-skimmed.
An asteroid passed me without signaling. Outrageous.
I work out every day: I bounce.
Where do I live? A galaxy near you.
Why did the alien fail the test? Head in the clouds… well, the Moon.
I tried pulling a face. Nobody noticed the difference.
Yep! Yep! I'm outta here…
Oh no, not the tickles! I'm off!
Turbo mode on. Bye!
You got me… but not for long!
Beep beep! Make way, slime in a hurry!
Supersonic mode on! Buckle up!
3… 2… 1… liftoff! I'm out!
Rocket ready, slime gone! Bye, Earth!
Light speed engaged. You'll never catch me!
Houston, we have a runaway slime!
Whoosh! Sound barrier broken!
Off on my rocket, keep my cart warm!
Boing! Boing! Can't catch me!
Zig! Zag! Galactic dodge!
Unpredictable route, that's my thing!
Teleport! Hi, I'm over there now.
Poof! Gone… oh wait, I'm back.
Beam me up! Quick!
Hey, I'm Lime le Slime! A little drop from another galaxy. Click me and I'll transform.
